today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives
but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”
Facts about Pablo Escobar that you must know:
1. He had SO MUCH CASH, that rats ate almost $1 Billion of his money each year.
2. Pablo Escobar’s Medellin cartel, was spending $2,500 per month on rubber bands just to hold all their cash.
3. At the height of its power, the Medellin drug cartel was smuggling 15 tonnes of cocaine per day, worth more than half a million dollars, just to the United States.
4. By the mid- 1980’s, Pablo Escobar was one of the most powerful men in the world. In 1989 Forbes magazine listed him as the seventh-richest man in the world with a personal wealth of close to $25 billion. He could kill anyone, anywhere, anytime.
5. Near the small north-western Colombian town of Puerto Triunfo, Escobar purchased 20 square kilometres of land which included Hacienda Napoles. He built there a zoo, a lake and other things for his and his family’s recreation.
6. Escobar had the image of a Robin Hood among the poor people. He spent millions on parks, schools, football stadiums, hospitals and churches in western Colombia. He even distributed money to the poor through housing projects and other civic activities.
7. Escobar built his own jail because he did an arrangement with the government of Colombia and thus not be extradited to the United States.
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Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions
Tbh most people on tumblr don’t understand how the real world works because they expect everyone to kiss their ass and hand them everything on a silver platter